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Military family. Gamer. Music Lover. Babylon. Sapere aude. Don't be afraid to follow or ask me anything.
plenty-of-paper:

I woke up to a text from my mom with this picture - I laughed for five minutes.

My little old mandog is the opposite of dignified.

plenty-of-paper:

I woke up to a text from my mom with this picture - I laughed for five minutes.

My little old mandog is the opposite of dignified.


tell ya’ll somethin’. You know, back when I was young, man I had seen some cheese on a board. I was like “Damn that cheese look hella good, I gotta get me some of that shit, man.” So I gets to nibblin’ on the cheese and all of a sudden sma-da-dat! Guess what it was? Rat trap. So the moral of the story: Watch yourselves. They hypnotize you with dat ass and dem booty shorts twerkin’ for a nigga next thing you know they pregnant. Askin’ you for money. Man, these hoes is cheese on a board.

Master Splinter (via dogmatictea)


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